Dieters struggle to lose weight because a lack of nutrition forces their brain cells to eat themselves, making the feeling of hunger even stronger, scientists claim.
When people say “I bought these for $300”
and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”
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Every decision I make is preceded by questions about what people important to me would think, what they’d want me to do, whether or not they’d be upset.
I revolve my life around people, and get shit kicked in my face for it. You can’t please everyone, and I’m tired of trying to.
Student gets caught for whispering in class
Teacher:“Would you like to share that with the whole class?”
Student:“No, that’s why I whispered it”
(Source: light-, via wowfunniestposts)
