manipulator.

and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”

Every decision I make is preceded by questions about what people important to me would think, what they’d want me to do, whether or not they’d be upset.

I revolve my life around people, and get shit kicked in my face for it. You can’t please everyone, and I’m tired of trying to.

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Teacher:“Would you like to share that with the whole class?”

Student:“No, that’s why I whispered it”

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ineeners:

 The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

-Frederic Brown